A pig may think it can fly but the conspiracy of censorship dictates that it will always be an elephant.

Well, hello to all who may come and subsequently depart.

I am an Angelfire defector.
I do not like Angelfire.
It needs to find a black hole in cyberspace and disappear.

DEFECT is an apt word when discussing Angelfire. In fact, from now on I will use lower case for angelfire as it does not deserve to be a noun. It is an adjective in my household.

If I drop an iron on my foot or drive a pen through my wrist, you will hear me exclaim...

"Owwww, Oh, ANGELFIRE!!! DAMN, DAMN, THAT HURT."

If I trip over something that has been left lying around on the floor I will cry out...

"ANGELFIRE. Who the ANGELFIRE left that ANGELFIRING thing lying around on the ANGELFIRING floor? ANGELFIRE!!!!!"

Of course, Lycos is an apt replacement. As in;

"Suck my Lycos"
"Who the Lycos are you?!!
"Where's my Lycosing wallet gone now?!!

Or, together they can be quite powerful.

"Have you got an angelfiring lycos in that head of yours?"
"I've had too angelfiring much to drink. I'm sooo lycossed"
"Man, what a lycos, who the angelfire does he think he is?"
"He's got an angelfire stuck up his lycos"

Anyway, that's just MY opinion. Others out there may like the whole lycos and angelfire thing but I do not.

Thanks to a wise and good friend of mine, I have brought my razor-sharp wit (hee hee) and dry sarcasm to the blogger world. Also, I have great respect for google. Not only is it the best search engine, but gmail kicks butt too. And no, I'm not trying to suck up. I am stating an absolute fact.

Anyway, I will let you know how the angelfire debacle pans out. Also, in my nexy post, I'll actually let you know what happened.

Until then, goodnight.

Free speech is for all, not just those who can afford it.