If we are descended from the apes then I am a monkey's uncle

I am at a loss for what to say today. I could take a swipe at Ratzinger or Bush the Younger, but they're not terribly interesting people at the best of times, just good for fodder. Tony Blair however, now there's is a truly inert object. Does he actually move? Or, does he just sway in the breeze. He is very much like a caricature of a statue of himself.
Like I said, not much to say. Like Tony Blair, there is nothing of any relevance. Unlike Heir Blair, I know when there is no point to rambling on, proffering my irrelevance... a lesson he would do well to learn, for all of humanity.