There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

Yeah, alright... the title of this post is stolen from one of my favourite songs at the moment. Hey! It happens. Plagiarism is an evil thing... borrowing for the purpose of nothing other than a brief foray into the pit that is entertainment, it's more of a compliment than anything. Anyway, now that the introductory tripe is out of the way I can get down to the real topic that I wanted to write about.

That is to say, as per usual, I have nothing to say as I'm typing this sentence... perhaps by the time I finish something will come to me and I'll start writing about that. Not the most likely of eventualities I know but it has happened in the past...

"I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it cause you say so under your breath, you're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?".

Yeah, anyway... "That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion".

Know wha' I mean? ;)

I wrote a song with one of my girls last year and we recorded it in our garage but now, I am not sure where it is... it's not on the mp3 player and I'm hoping that I just backed it up onto a CD... somewhere. Well, the other day, walking along the street she was suddenly inspired and decided that we should write one called "If I Had A Parrot". Hmmm... I can go for that. I know she wants a dog one day and her mum and I have said that she can when she's 8, I guess that a parrot (along with the cat and guinea pig) will have to suffice until then. That, however, is not my point... it's amazing to come up with a song with her and we really should do it more often. Having the mind of a 5-year old in the song writing process is incredibly... refreshing to say the least hehe.

I'm not sure where we'll take the whole 'parrot' idea, the next time we sit down and work out a song the parrot will be long forgotten no doubt. Still, the idea is there and I think I'll run with it.

Right now however, I must depart... I shall go and make pointless statements to the world outside. There's people out there you know, walking around and driving cars and eating at cafes... ooo baby it's a wild world.