Ok, here's a rather depressing point that I have to make....
I ONLY MADE TWO ENTRIES DURING THE WHOLE OF 2006!!!
What is with that?
Well, for my first entry of 2007 how about we start with the top 10 reasons why I shouldn't be dead right now:
10) Llamas are bigger than frogs. "Well, obviously" I hear you say. Although, have you ever seen a llama standing next to a frog? I haven't and if I ever did I would be convinced of the statement if, and only if, the llama was truly bigger than the frog. This is my life's work, please don't ridicule me.
09) The space monkeys that I felt sure would abduct me never appeared at all. Something of a let down I'll tell you.
08) I have to live in order to stop David Letterman from making the 'Top Ten' list a bad thing to do.
07) I keep dreaming the I am orbiting Uranus. Two metres and 53 centimetres at perihelion.
06) My lungs have a strange capacity for working and they are supported by the heart and liver.
05) I am a respected druid and am responsible for... oh, that's in a game.
04) I've discovered that apathy can prolong life and general well-being.
03) God's already lost one son.
02) The Oompa-Lumpa's keep me fed through a tube.
01) I have some good reason for living. That's for another day though.
Takc care of yourselves, and each other. Don't let life get you down... it doesn't last forever.
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